“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
(via fickleheartwoozyeyes)
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
(via asianmaid)
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
(via fickleheartwoozyeyes)
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
(via asianmaid)
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
(via beyoncexy)