“the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”
― Jack Kerouac, On the Road
spanish and italian:So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic:so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin:here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language:If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian:idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek:so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
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55 minutes ago

potterbird:

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

(via losamantesyluceros)

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56 minutes ago

fueledbyrydenn:

superhighschoollevelgay:

tiny21dancer:

“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.

My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?

#also that our grades are more important #than ourselves.

and our mental and physical health.

(Source: dersedaydreaming, via glitterybunny)

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57 minutes ago

tinyhousedarling:

iniquitous-intentions:

warriorofwellness:

hellyeshaley:

These are all so beautiful and functional. 

ah yes, i see the bedroom fandom is growing.  

excellent.

tinyhousedarling

I really like these!  Thank you! 

(Source: dmnq8, via glitterybunny)

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58 minutes ago

tayelchapo:

this why they killed him

(Source: afriet, via glitterybunny)

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58 minutes ago
afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

(Source: prospit-page, via glitterybunny)

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59 minutes ago

artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

(via asianmaid)

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1 hour ago

jenandriel:

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

these are both excellent ideas.

(via fidgetinginpublic)

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