― Jack Kerouac, On the Road
no matter what the academy has chosen, this is tonight’s best picture.
STAR TREK: INTO DAT ASS
(via glitterybunny)
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
(via glitterybunny)
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
(Source: rupaulvevo, via glitterybunny)
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
(via misanthropicparty)
me arriving at the gates of hell
(Source: dyinglolita, via misanthropicparty)
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
(via asianmaid)
sirius black? i think you mean sirius african american
african european you dumb racist shit
(Source: rowling-in-the-deep, via thevoicecalledcheesecake)
