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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>“the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.” 
― Jack Kerouac, On the Road</description><title>Too Many Dicks on the Dancefloor</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theycallmefatbastard)</generator><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/544ba0278a7148a2137743487c449b47/tumblr_mmv30ntmyt1qmdlvho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51035190583</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51035190583</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:33:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freakvevo.tumblr.com/post/50386353243/gets-my-nipples-pierced-at-claires"&gt;freakvevo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034961470</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034961470</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:30:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wumuE3tU1qbpdcto1_r3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034897203</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034897203</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:29:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c23a9728e63150e7d3f7f6283fab341e/tumblr_mkjg98H63m1qchswlo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034785651</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034785651</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:28:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>epic-humor:

see more</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/32fb2caec5660f8ae5eb2ac27ee7643f/tumblr_mn2fxfaZfw1ql78hso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77fdced1c653ce45a1162a4fd2dc716d/tumblr_mn2fxfaZfw1ql78hso2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b93fb38bc7ba1d23fd1bf464609bc8b/tumblr_mn2fxfaZfw1ql78hso3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a453c094bd79f8b28622b66678d6114a/tumblr_mn2fxfaZfw1ql78hso4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6cd9a0409f7178b33d44d6911d1c6476/tumblr_mn2fxfaZfw1ql78hso5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bfcd2e462459dde1e1e4e5d5a5cf13b/tumblr_mn2fxfaZfw1ql78hso6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afcddc9ff1c0c6672211633042942fe4/tumblr_mn2fxfaZfw1ql78hso7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/70898a3318ae38e37c495b93f92de2ae/tumblr_mn2fxfaZfw1ql78hso8_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c894bab18732139fc3b81b9313e7e19/tumblr_mn2fxfaZfw1ql78hso9_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/51020247688/see-more" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;epic-humor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/"&gt;see more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034778472</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034778472</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:28:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>me: eats a snack while making a snack</title><description>me: eats a snack while making a snack</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034667968</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034667968</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:26:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/228d9cc159ef36126fa9c0c298591f4a/tumblr_mm7guw8vMR1sob6uyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034609257</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034609257</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:26:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034554355</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034554355</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:25:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/084e89464278304aa92a79488210f8d6/tumblr_mn0fwwENGL1s20b68o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60cbd71c9024ef398f3806ecb2c97bc0/tumblr_mn0fwwENGL1s20b68o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; </description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034470227</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034470227</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:24:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cowboybeboop.tumblr.com/post/50956943212/viste-cowboybeboop-reblog-if-u-were-on"&gt;cowboybeboop&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://viste.tumblr.com/post/50947453645/cowboybeboop-reblog-if-u-were-on-tumblr-before"&gt;viste&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cowboybeboop.tumblr.com/post/50840473639/reblog-if-u-were-on-tumblr-before-yahoo-bought-it"&gt;cowboybeboop&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;reblog if u were on tumblr&lt;em&gt; before&lt;/em&gt; yahoo bought it &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034458950</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034458950</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:24:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>doctorwho:

BBC Doctor Who Blog - A Beginner’s Guide to the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5561e2e36bc06759219478fc57d82dd/tumblr_mn5msikG7O1qijoeyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/51018212579/bbc-doctor-who-blog-a-beginners-guide-to-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;doctorwho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/doctorwho/articles/A-Beginners-Guide-to-the-Doctors"&gt;BBC Doctor Who Blog - A Beginner’s Guide to the Doctors&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;As the Doctor himself said on Trenzalore, he’s had loads of bodies. That’s because the Doctor is a Time Lord, and Time Lords have the ability to regenerate their bodies when they’re worn out or dying. This means that his old body transforms into a new one, along with a new appearance and persona – a brand new Doctor! But underneath these surface changes, he’s still the same man, the same hero and adventurer.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The series finale gave us glimpses of many Doctors, including the very first - that was the white-haired figure that Clara spoke to at the beginning of the episode. We saw the ‘impossible girl’ interrupt him as he was about to steal a TARDIS, advising him to take the time machine that he still travels in today. The Second Doctor was the man wearing a big, furry coat and the Third was behind the wheel of his trusty old car, Bessie. It’s clear that every Doctor has a distinctive look – tall and handsome, short and impish, old, young… All different! But what’s more exciting is their unique personalities and eccentricities - you can read more by following the links below. You’ll see that the Doctor has always been a hero, but in different ways in different times.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The guide shows the Doctors - click on any of them and you’ll be taken to a page that gives you the low down on that particular Doctor. What they were like, who they travelled with and what caused them to regenerate. If you want to find out more, simply follow the links to their stories and you’ll discover some brilliant clips from their adventures, galleries, fact files and much more. We’ll be adding much more in the coming months, but for now, here’s a guide to the greatest hero of them all: The Doctor….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Read now: &lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/doctorwho/articles/A-Beginners-Guide-to-the-Doctors"&gt;BBC Doctor Who Blog - A Beginner’s Guide to the Doctors&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034382093</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034382093</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:23:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and
…
the MAJESTY
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77b568583783b035f6e15173f907d847/tumblr_mn5zrbi9Sb1r1qk4do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52dfce308a8c5e7a901df4c18787b39b/tumblr_mn5zrbi9Sb1r1qk4do2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kairisk.tumblr.com/post/51009599683/so-i-pokemon-fusioned-and-the-majesty"&gt;kairisk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I pokemon-fusioned and&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; MAJESTY&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034140915</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51034140915</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:20:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teenager.tumblr.com/post/38983226768/im-eating-just-in-case-i-get-hungry-later"&gt;teenager&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Im eating just in case i get hungry later&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033643664</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033643664</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:14:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://royal-high.tumblr.com/post/50603331468/a-kid-from-my-school-just-got-expelled-today-for"&gt;royal-high&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033640178</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033640178</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:14:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amoying.tumblr.com/post/50760304087/give-birth-to-the-roof-feed-the-roof-nurture-the"&gt;amoying&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;raise the roof&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033386703</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033386703</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:11:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunshineface0014.tumblr.com/post/50780406191/assbutt-in-the-garrison-i-need-my-glasses-to"&gt;sunshineface0014&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbutt-in-the-garrison.tumblr.com/post/45415480393/i-need-my-glasses-to-find-my-glasses-do-you-see-my"&gt;assbutt-in-the-garrison&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can’t even see your problem&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033377234</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033377234</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:10:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giraffepoliceforce.tumblr.com/post/47331017988"&gt;giraffepoliceforce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033214689</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033214689</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:08:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://foodchewer.tumblr.com/post/51027998220/hides-good-snacks-from-family-members" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;foodchewer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;*hides good snacks from family members*&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033189815</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033189815</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:08:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Behind the Scenes of James Franco’s June 2013 GQ Photoshoot
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/949ff8ac5ecd04639327be343ce72fda/tumblr_mmtdsjaNKJ1qhuc9do2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b032c03bf2fea8dfef858f8d5f2fc5fb/tumblr_mmtdsjaNKJ1qhuc9do1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff4170292e5f1323af3acdbc92600bdf/tumblr_mmtdsjaNKJ1qhuc9do3_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afbd05e5a4dae9573bc35ae573204838/tumblr_mmtdsjaNKJ1qhuc9do4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;Behind the Scenes of James Franco’s June 2013 GQ Photoshoot&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033162994</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51033162994</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:08:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5252d46460114e1551b9a767322a41f9/tumblr_mn25cdr9981qb6v2ao10_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5d17e5d857d121e0c6c37441337eb78/tumblr_mn25cdr9981qb6v2ao1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c96116a8a6330f62b042b25d90f6df1/tumblr_mn25cdr9981qb6v2ao3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f7b08d22ad6ef8b8ffdc07fba0075b1/tumblr_mn25cdr9981qb6v2ao2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb954ff2e3fa8fa22ecac85a36d510f7/tumblr_mn25cdr9981qb6v2ao4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2876bad97ca282a8ca16237d0c7f7367/tumblr_mn25cdr9981qb6v2ao9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4cbdfd3afea16f8d7297458dece8b22/tumblr_mn25cdr9981qb6v2ao5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1400a46683c53db4a764d8cf826600f0/tumblr_mn25cdr9981qb6v2ao7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/445c7e540673f86f8564f005d82f3bb3/tumblr_mn25cdr9981qb6v2ao8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4866e3d8e09b49cc434d229ac2e688a2/tumblr_mn25cdr9981qb6v2ao6_r2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51018398027</link><guid>http://theycallmefatbastard.tumblr.com/post/51018398027</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:58:26 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
